What is this world coming to?

I had to go to the Dollar store to pick up a few items. And as I was walking along Yonge Street, I noticed one sign that said "Your pleasure is our desire." So Im over here shaking my head. What is this world coming to? I thought. So I dovetailed that sign in my head thinking "Krishna's pleasure is our desire." We have to keep Krishna pleased right? We do service just for His pleasure and that is our desire to please Him. So that is why I totally dovetailed it into Krishna Conciousness. Sometimes I wish that people out there would be creative but I guess I just have to do that in my own mind when thinking of Krishna. I had the 24 hour kirtan playing on my ipod while walking so it was very easy to simply think of Krishna.

Then when I was in the Dollar store I saw yet another sign that had me bewildered. Now don't get me wrong I love cats but this sign went a little bit too far. The sign read "Happiness is being owned by a cat." Im like whaaaat????? Why would someone be happy being owned by a cat?????? Come on now that's a bit ridiculous if you ask me! As i've said i love cats but I wouldn't go that far with it. So I dovetailed this sign by thinking in my head "Happiness is being owned by KRISHNA!" Krishna is the all attractive and He owns us and only He can fullfill our desires completely so that is why I dovetailed it to "Happiness is Being owned by Krishna."

So now whenever I go out somewhere and see these stupid advertisements or signs I want to dovetail them just for the fun of it. I can probably come up with something Krishna Cocious no matter what sign I may see out there. Maybe I can find some even on the internet dovetail those and maybe i can show the list to Maharaj. He may even be amused by it. :D I'd love to hear what he'd say about me doign that dovetailing stupid advertisements into Krishna Conciousness instead. :)